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iPhone geeks…are you ready?

iPhone geeks...are you ready?

It was bound to happen wasn’t it? The global phenomenon that is the selfie could not be ignored, least so by Apple the biggest provider of consumer electronics, software and online services. Ten years on from the launch of the very first iPhone, we wait with bated breath for the iPhone 8 which promises to…

Mac n’ Cheese alcoholic beverage anyone?

Mac n' Cheese alcoholic beverage anyone?

Ever thought about mixing alcohol with Mac n Cheese? Nah, me neither but apparently, this is a thing! Comedy website; Above Average have decided it would be fun to mix elements of the savoury dish with a variety of popular cocktails. The website claims the drinks not only look fantastic, but they taste good too!…

Lamb laced with weed?

Lamb laced with weed?Lamb laced with weed?

…..Sounds tempting? Well it’s definitely going down in Wales…apparently – Swansea to be precise! Swansea County Councillor; Ioan Richard said that a group of sheep had been seen roaming around a village and trying to get into people’s homes… In fact, one even got into someone’s bungalow and left a mess in the bedroom, whilst…

Vagina Beer anyone?

Vagina Beer anyone?

Calling all beer drinkers… Ever fancied Vagina beer? Yes you read right…Vagina beer – it is actually a thing! Bottled Instinct is a new and very unique beer made using vaginal bacteria! Sounds a bit grim but according to The Order of Yoni site (the brain behind the new beverage), the lactic acid collected from…

Revirginization anyone?

Revirginization anyone?

  In a recent episode of Kocktails with Khloe (Kardashian) where a plastic surgeon appeared as Khloe’s guest, the discussion of choice was a face lift for the vagina! Khloe revealed that sisters Kim and Kourtney are obsessed with the idea of being ‘revirginized’ following the birth of their children! Whilst the Kardashian sisters literally…

A pint and a Whopper please…!

A pint and a Whopper please...!

There’s many a male (more so than women) that have prayed for this day..! Beer with ya burger!! Yep, I’m not talking, Five Guys priced burgers, this is actually happening in regular ole Burger King – at Waterloo station anyway. Lambeth council have approved the request for permission to sell alcoholic beverages alongside Burger King…

Feel the force with a Star Wars condom…?

Feel the force with a Star Wars condom...?

Star Wars condoms priced at £1.97 each for when you want to feel the force… I’m presuming! But seriously, how would you genuinely introduce these into the ‘session’? Ladies, imagine, you’re about to get the ‘D’ and you’re waiting in anticipation for him to fumble around looking for a condom, then he pulls out one…

Poor Cecil the Lion!

Poor Cecil the Lion!

I initially tried to ignore this story… In fact I chose to stick my head in the sand and act like this world is really filled with pink fluffy stuff as opposed to the cold hearted, puffed up arrogant imbeciles that really inhabit it. Cecil the lion…. Why? Some may sigh and argue; but it’s…

Married at First Sight anyone?

Married at First Sight anyone?

The thought of marriage is enough to send chills down the spine of most people, but to consider getting married to an absolute stranger, is most definitely a no-no in the eyes of most stable individuals… until Channel 4 decide to experiment! A new programme called Married at First Sight is set to air on…

School dinners anyone?

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Fancy reliving your school days? It’ll cost you £55 but it could be worth the laugh! Between 22nd July – 6th August, The Round Chapel Old School Rooms in Clapton will boast a pop up restaurant that hopes to take you back to the good ole days. Complete with teachers and desks, the After School…

Getting it in…with a car! Erk….

Getting it in...with a car! Erk....

There really isn’t much that can shock me these days what with having access to all kinds of crazy and bizarre things, beings and happenings via the internet BUT, this did come close! A man in Brazil was caught on camera having sex with a car!!! A video that emerged on LiveLeak showed a man…