Star Wars condoms priced at £1.97 each for when you want to feel the force… I’m presuming!
But seriously, how would you genuinely introduce these into the ‘session’?
Ladies, imagine, you’re about to get the ‘D’ and you’re waiting in anticipation for him to fumble around looking for a condom, then he pulls out one that has a picture of Yoda on it with the caption; Do or Do Not, There is No Try? – What next?
a) Ignore and just urge him to hurry the hell up?
b) Laugh, look at him, laugh again, get yourself together and leave whilst still laughing?
c) Laugh and then urge him to hurry the hell up?
Imagine if he then adds insult to injury and starts doing Star Wars voices….